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Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir


Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir

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    Ello Black
Can a tubby girl take on all of life's obstacles and slay them in victory?!?! Probably not, but she does have fun trying in Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir by self-proclaimed-brilliant author, Ello Black This biography of of me and my historical non-fiction remembrance of what I remember is in this book. Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir has already been hailed as one of the easiest books to download-- ever! While writing Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir, I was asked several questions- What is this book about? How much vodka will I need consume to get through it? Why did you want to write a memoir and not a book about tormented, metro-sexual vampires? Does anybody use the word metro-sexual anymore? Didn't you just buy three packs of bacon yesterday? and of course, my favorite-- I've changed the locks twice-- How the hell did you get in here?!?! Hooray For Me is a compilation of compiled stories that are typed because my handwriting is worse than a doctor filling out a prescription with a fountain pen, while riding in a NYC cab, when it's sleeting. And, I'm not sure why this doctor is filing out a prescription in a cab, but I would avoid said doctor, that sounds way too shady for me. Yeh, now that I think of it, don't go to that doctor. After reading Hooray for Me you will probably be so sad and want to read 500 pages more- you may even fall into a mild to moderate depression after reading it (for other reasons) but please don't fret- my next novel will be out shortly, around November of 1013. The perfect thing to help digest Thanksgiving. Have you ever wrapped a turkey in bacon and slow roasted it? I have. I have a lot. Until then please read Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir, I think you will really enjoy it as much as I did. Thank you very much!!!!  
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  • PDF | 98 pages
  • Ello Black
  • A Pony Name Alice Productions
  • Unknown
  • 4
  • Biographies Memoirs
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